Thursday, 31 March 2011

The K-K-K-K-K-k-k-k-k-k-king's Sp-Sp-Speech Effect To B-B-B-B-Blame

Ed "Talking" Balls has at last explained how he is absolutely totally not to blame for any of the complete fuck-ups committed while he was "helping" McDoom at the Treasury.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Ch-Ch-Ch-Chancellor, we're b-b-b-b-b-b" "Brilliant!"


It seems that Jonah was too impatient to let poor Blinky actually finish a complete sentence, and would effectively put his own words into his adviser's mouth.

It went like this.

Ed: "Sell the Gold? That's a f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ffff-f
Jonah "Fantastic Idea! Right, we'll do it!!"

Ed: "Ramp up spending to record levels? That would be really st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st-st
McDoom: "Stupendous! Let's get cracking!"

I think you can get the drift...

The Penguin
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11 comments:

  1. Anonymous31 March 2011 at 18:00

    Brilliant!
    Made oi l-l-l-l-arf ... that did ;-)

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  2. sixtypoundsaweekcleaner31 March 2011 at 18:17

    Look Pengy, will you stop being so deprecating about our Gordy. You know he is missed by about everybody, including his wife.

    And you know how much we all want Eddie boy to be Prime Minister in a few years time...

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  3. Captain Ranty31 March 2011 at 18:18

    Balls is a gormless c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c

    Nope. Can't do it. You finish it off.

    CR.

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  4. YorkshireLad31 March 2011 at 18:39

    Everybody's fault but his! Bastard

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  5. Captain Haddock31 March 2011 at 18:57

    I think the word you're looking for CR is c-c-c-retins ..

    But I say ..

    What a pair of moronic f-f-f-f-f-f-uckwits ..

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  6. Captain Ranty31 March 2011 at 19:15

    Cap'n H,

    No sir.

    My word ended in unt.

    CR.

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  7. St Paul31 March 2011 at 20:44

    The froggy Rene Descartes philosophised that thinking was proof of existence.
    With Balls his continuous stream of verbiage is a sure proof of his presence.
    Balls seems to become invisible when he closes his mouth.
    When he needs a motto for his coat of arms he can use Effutio ergo sum.

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  8. GoodRiddanceMcDoom31 March 2011 at 21:57

    Please. Pretty please. Will you stop putting up pictures of that fucking odious crepp, McSnotty. We are rid of the turd. Must we be reminded constantly?

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  9. Anonymous1 April 2011 at 01:19

    To quote a shop steward (Sam Kydd)
    from the film I'm all right Jack...
    You c-c-c-clot.

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  10. Anonymous1 April 2011 at 09:18

    "GoodRiddanceMcDoom said...

    Please. Pretty please. Will you stop putting up pictures of that fucking odious crepp, McSnotty. We are rid of the turd. Must we be reminded constantly?"

    Lest we forget ....

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  11. Salv1 April 2011 at 09:32

    I would personally string up these fucking useless lefties. They have bankrupted our nation and what really grates on me is that they are still employed and smiling at me through my TV. Fuck them, fuck them all. Jesus I am now in a cunt of a bad mood and its all thanks to Mr Pingu! Have a good weekend mate and keep up the great work.

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