Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.
That will teach you what your arse was designed for you shirt lifting little chanty rastler. If you lot would stop poking each other up the chocolate starfish you would be a lot healthier. What is it with you Normans and shite stabbing.
I hope next year is an even more anus horibler for you dung stabbing fuckwits, stick you ashes up yer jacksy, much better for you.
There's a lot of it about Mr.P...
ReplyDeleteKeep taking the whisky and get well soon.
I would have thought with your life of self-denial and a fish diet you would have been immune...
Serves you right for being sociable. Miserable buggers like me never catch anything.
ReplyDeletePeople are horrible germ-laden things. I know, I met one once.
Go with the whisky as Caractacus says. You'll still be ill, but you won't care.
Get well soon - the bug going round seems pretty persistent - I was really ill for three or four days but still don't feel 100% 10 days later
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side - as a bird you shouldn't catch swine flu...
ReplyDelete@ LI - considering your eating, smoking & drinking habits no self respecting virus would stand a chance...
That will teach you what your arse was designed for you shirt lifting little chanty rastler. If you lot would stop poking each other up the chocolate starfish you would be a lot healthier. What is it with you Normans and shite stabbing.
ReplyDeleteI hope next year is an even more anus horibler for you dung stabbing fuckwits, stick you ashes up yer jacksy, much better for you.
Yours aye Angus Macfuckyees
@Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur:
ReplyDeleteI'll be most pleased to feel you 100%, Madam.