Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.
Wednesday 25 August 2010
Appealing For The Pink Vote?
The strange alien who pretends to be David Millipede has given up on trying to win the leadership of the NuLiebore Party by going for the "monkey" votes.
Abandoning the banana, he is now doing teapot impressions to suggest that he may well favour the pink oboe.
Certainly he seems to fire blanks, or maybe his sperm is so alien it can't impregnate a human?
The Penguin
As I understand it, a cunt cannot impregnate anything.
ReplyDeleteLooks as if he's mislaid a roll of Lino ... :)
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, this is the next leader of the Labour Party. Was decided months ago. If he is not, I will feed my remaining fish to my murdering Heron.
ReplyDeleteThink you're correct OR - New Liebore have got so used to fixing the voting results that they couldn't have an honest poll if they tried & Alien Banana Boy seems to tick all the right boxes for the hectoring officialdom & braindead socialist that make up the Party members. Still, it's not all bad - it could have been Eddy 'I only blink when I lie' NoBalls in charge.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of retards. The frightening thing one of them will stand for the office of Prime Minister and could get elected !!!
ReplyDeleteHopefuly not.
Incidentaly the milipedes are like Ant and Dec to me - can never tell which is which. To be fair it does not matter - both Milipedes are aliens and are incompetant. Sad thing is they are better than the lying weasel Balls - aptly named.
I must have missed something.
ReplyDeleteIs this the auditions for the new series of "are you being served" with David (im free)Milipede doing his best Mr Humphreys impression(yeah right).
What a fucking mongrelous, bog-brush haired gargoyle. While, on the left, we see Andy 'Fag Face' Bubbles. Suspiciously thin hips all round, then.
ReplyDeleteIf it's a caption competition, I nominate "Hi-de-Hi, campers!"