Wednesday, 2 December 2009

Am I The Only One?

Don't fancy him, but she's rather tasty!

Am I the only one who hasn't been shagging Tiger Woods?

And who the fucking hell cares?

The Penguin

6 comments:

  1. Tiger's obviously very good at putting small things into well-used holes.

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  2. He may not be the village bicycle himself, but it looks as if he does a fair bit of pedalling....

    Is it his looks, or his money?

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  3. I had to just look to see if someone would make a "hole" joke :)

    No, he's ugly. I like bald, white guys, specifically British men!

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  4. It wasn't a 'hole' joke! It was a 'small things' joke. Honest.

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  5. Sue, so does my wife. That's why she married me!

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  6. "Who the fucking hell cares?"

    Quite so - if I put the telly on for the sport I want the fucking sport - not the sordid details of some golfer's sex life...

    Nor handbags between football managers...

    Just the fucking sport!

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