How Much For That "Orphan?"

So, Madonna bribes the authorities in Malawi £12 MILLION to acquire a matching fashion accessory for the little black boy she already bought a few years back.

Quite why is anyone's guess, the woman is clearly barking mad. Maybe she's trying to keep up with the Pitt-Jolie menagery?

Given her strange lifestyle, can one look forward to these poor bastards going off the rails and becoming a social problem when they hit adolescence?

At least she doesn't make them wear masks.

The Penguin