The Ranting Penguin

Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.

Saturday, 23 June 2012

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!!!

Especially the Greeks. Mind you, the Bundesbanke's Tanks are ready to roll into Spain and Italy... The Penguin

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Completely Useless Trough Pigs

Well, there's a surprise! NOT. The useless and ineffective twats at the so-called Financial Services Authority who did absolutely fuc...

Tuesday, 19 June 2012

No Lessons To Learn

"Not here to learn about democracy or economics...." Commissar Barrosso at the G20. Says it all really. Cunt. The Penguin

Monday, 11 June 2012

No, I Never Did!!!

Gordon McRuin went along to the Leveson Farce and, under oath, set the record straight about a few things. 1. I never sold off the gol...

Sunday, 10 June 2012

What A Surprise - Not!!!!

Oh dear, the wankers at the Department of Transport have been caught red-handed lying about the supposed benefits of the High Speed Fuck-...

Thursday, 7 June 2012

The Biggest Money Pit In The World

They do say it is the biggest employer in the world. It is also fucking brilliant at wasting money. The deluded twats gave the doctors ...

Saturday, 19 May 2012

Another Fucking Alien?

It's the distinctly not-quite-human hair gives them away. The Milipedes, and now Robert Scrote, busy predicting how deep the shit w...

Thursday, 17 May 2012

Surely There Must Be One?

French politics is agog with speculation and rumour as the search goes on for a senior political figure who has not had a passionate affa...

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

The Cradle Of Democracy Reborn

Looks very much like the Greeks will once again give Europe a taste of democracy.... Fingers crossed. The Penguin

Best Legal Advice Money Can Buy!

Mohammed Al-Shite-Wallah and Husband "Well, Mrs. Brooks, we have examined the evidence disclosed by the prosecution, and revie...

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Thick As A Hockey Stick?

Just when you thought it would be impossible to think any worse of our political class, look what the cunts do.... The muppet in charge...

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Nothing To See Here, Just Move Along!

Greater Drugchester Police Farce Assistant Chief Constable Steve Heywood acknowledged that officers could have dealt with the case ...

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Perfectly Safe

Burn, Baby, Burn!!!! Despite all the evidence of causing earth tremours and polluting water supplies, the wanker in charge of the so-ca...

Fuck, The Proles Are Revolting!!

I wonder if Frau Merkel has realised that the shit has hit the fan? The dishonest and corrupt euro project is in danger of falling apar...

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Drought Worst On Record

We Should Be So Lucky! Members of the public were warned to keep away from swollen rivers and not to wade through water, amid fears ...

Monday, 30 April 2012

Drought Ruins Badminton Horse Trials

The drought has buggered up the horse trials. "The recent exceptional drought has left the ground at Badminton totally wa...

Friday, 27 April 2012

Sick Note For Moran

Dear Jim, Bet you wished you'd taken my advice and copped a sickie, Best wishes Margaret PS Pass my best on to Elliot, Eric, a...

Thursday, 26 April 2012

The Drought Spreads!

More drought forecast... The Penguin

Monday, 23 April 2012

Drought Bollocks

"It's the wrong sort of rain, we need rain that only falls on reservoirs..." We've all experienced the heavy rainfal...

Friday, 20 April 2012

Making Friends And Influencing People

"Maybe he's just covered in smoke, Sarge?" Covering themselves in glory, the Met Police Farce continues to make friends and i...

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

The Weasel Has Shit On His Fur

Bloody excellent news - Jack "The Weasel" Straw is being dragged into the courts to answer for his weaselly ways over rendition. ...

Friday, 13 April 2012

We're Just There For The Money, Fuck The People!

"Look, you numpties," explained Formula One Commercial Rights Godfather Bernie Ecclestone, "we don't give a fucking toss...

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Caption Contest - Tears Of A Newt Edition

Come on, give it your best shots!! The Penguin

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Assad Still In Line For Nobel Peace Prize, Says Kofi Annan

Evil Dictator and Useless Twat - can you tell them apart? Despite continuing to deploy his army against his own citizens, even those wh...

Saturday, 7 April 2012

No Wonder Plod Has No Friends

"Keep searching, bound to be a Kalashnikov here somewhere..." Just for a moment ignoring all the justified shit being poured...

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