Spot The Bigot

Or the Bogey?

Happy New Year!!

The Penguin

RIP

Thanks for the colours.

The Penguin

Value For Money?

The imbeciles in the lunatic and criminal NuLiebore governemnt pissed some £292 MILLION of taxpayers' money away on their fucking useless ID card scheme, which even now that little wanker Andy "Eye Liner" Burnham is trying to claim was a great success.

Far from it, it was a complete horlicks.

For fuck's sake, I could have told them that Alan Johnson is a streak of stale piss for a whole lot less. A Proper "Specimen".

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Bird Flu

Sorry, sick as a Penguin.

Great Timing...

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Truly Ironic

Poor Tommy "The Swinger" Sheridan faces jail time for telling lies.

There are hundreds more politicians who should be in the same boat.

The Penguin

Main Stream Media Strangely Silent

Rashel Hussain

Although the Daily Rage has reported some of the facts of the case of some poor bastard savagely beaten up by a gang of thugs, there seems to be aspects that they are strangely silent about.

The photographs and the names of the scum would seem to indicate that they are possibly Muslim and foreign. Are they yet more of our illegal immigrants? And why is there no-one from the religion of peace condemning their actions?

The Penguin

More Black On Black Killing

"I've fucked up, haven't I?"

Depressingly familiar, another apparently innocent victim of gang violence taking bullets meant for other "gangstas".

Worse, and altogether far too fucking common, one of the perpetrators was on early release from prison for stabbing someone.

What the fuck is it with the "Criminal Justice System"? And why is that fat cunt Ken Clarke even thinking about?

The Penguin

Oh No!! Yoda Dead He Is!!

Bad news for the few remaining Jedi Knights.

Yoda dead he is.

The Penguin

The Elephant In The Courtroom

What a surprise!

The man who rather over-reacted to being asked for his bus ticket and stabbed three of plod's finest turns out to be called John Paul Onyenaychi.

What is the likelihood of it eventually emerging that the gentleman is in fact black? Like the vast majority of those arrested for knife crimes in the UK...

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Greatest Actress My Arse!

That's Probably Illegal, Muffin The Mule In Public.

How on earth can a bunch of up-their-own-fundament lovies have decided that Judi Dench is the greatest ever actress?

She looks like a pug with a bad haircut and you never think of her as anything other than "Judi Dench playing so-and-so".

The Penguin

Human Rights? Taking The Piss, More Like!!!

All human rights are equal, but some human rights are more equal than others?

How on earth is it any sort of justice or in any way at all fair that a failed asylum seeker with a string of criminal convictions who killed a little girl in a hit and run accident whilst banned from driving gets just 2 fucking months in jail followed by a lengthy legal farce at tax payers' expense resulting in him being allowed to stay in the UK because he's banged two kids out of some slapper?

Is it because he's a follower of the Child Molester's religion of peace and suicide bombers?

The Penguin

Another Cuntsonant, Please Carol...

Take That Doon Tae Casualty And Get It Stitched, Ed!

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Skinflint Adulterer To Live Alone

Not Even With Yours And Two Paper Bags!

Chris Huhne really is a little shit.

He has declared that he's going to live alone rather than set up home with the rug-muncher he "cured" at the expense of his marriage - because it'll save him a few quid on maintenance.

"Divorce lawyer Sarah Thompson, a partner at solicitors Russell, Jones and Walker, said: ‘By indicating that he intends to live alone, he is saying that he will not be sharing any household bills and that his future disposable income will be lower than if he were cohabiting or married.

‘A lower disposable income means he can expect to pay a lower level of maintenance than if he were living with someone.’"

Or maybe he's just realised that waking up next to Carina every morning would be a nightmare he just can't face?

The Penguin

How Fucking Stupid Is The Criminal Justice System?

The astonishing fuck-wittery that is the so-called Criminal Justice System continues to astonish and astound with seeming un-ending examples of being beyond parody.

They have just wasted thousands of pounds giving some lad a criminal record for borrowing his mate's gym membership for an hour. The fucking gymnasium didn't lose a fucking brass fucking farthing, they'd already got their fucking money from his mate's membership, so what the fuckety-fuck loss have they suffered? Cunts!! And the what a fucking waste of Plod's time. Still, apart from the hassle of having to leave the warmth and comfort of the Police Station, a nice easy collar and result, and saved them having to do anything fucking useful or productive in preventing crime or dealing with anti-social behaviour. Much easier.

Then there's the complete cluster-fuck that is the CPS. Sooner this lot of incompetent twats are sacked the better.

Finally there's the fucking tossers running the courts. Why the fuck did they not just say "This is bollocks, go home son!"? Because they are cunts.

The Penguin

Monkey Business

"Back In The Bad Old Days I Used To Sweep The Floor!"

I have no idea what the actual facts are in the murder of poor Anni Dewani, but there is a strong stench of corruption hanging over the South African Police handling of the case. I can understand that the authorities are concerned over the image of South Africa as a safe tourist destination, but this is hardly going to impress anyone with more than one brain cell.

Apart from the allegations of having confessions beaten out of the murderers, and the grubby plea-bargaining by the driver who is getting a lesser sentence for implicating the husband, it is beyond belief that the fuckwit in charge has declared not only Shrien Dewani to be guilty but that he is a monkey.

What hope for a fair trial in these circumstances?

The Penguin

The Teflon Is Wearing Thin, Tony!

Poor Tony the Phoney Bliar. After all those years of getting away with it, it seems that just like those teflon-coated non-stick pans, the teflon is beginning to wear a bit thin and flakey.

Still, I have no doubt that the lying treasonous hypocritical cunt will trot out his usual smarmy platitudes and excuses. Then he can trot along to confess, say a few Hail Mary's and all will be well with the Great Pixie In The Sky continuing to rain His blessings down upon him.

The Penguin

More Hypocrisy From Polly Twaddle

Tuscan Villa Owned Through A Front Company, Anyone?

Just how on earth can anyone take that silly hypocritical twat Polly Toynbee seriously? Now the cunt is banging on about tax avoidance - conveniently forgetting how she and her unspeakable husband have carefully contrived their affairs so as to avoid paying as much tax as possible.

She and her fellow champagne socialists at the Grauniad and the BBC should be hung drawn and quartered in the good old traditional way as a warning to other traitors, and their goods and chattels and estates forfeit to the crown - could pay for quite a few front line services all told.

The Penguin

Read This - More Important Than My Nonsense

http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/the-orwellian-present-%E2%80%93-never-mind-the-future/

Thanks

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Worth Seeing Again (And Again!)

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Message for President Karzai

A Greasy Little Crook

Dear Mr President

Since you don't think much of our troops who have been getting killed so you can remain in office and stealing millions, we're bringing them home. Immediately. End of.

The Penguin

Solihull Council - Just Remember Who Your Electors Are!

And mostly it's not the fucking pikeys.

The Penguin

What Are The Odds On Julian Assange Seeing Christmas 2011?

Although I can't for the life of me see what all the fuss is about over the publication of gossip and tittletattle made into "gospel" by being sent by third rate diplomats to their over-weening State Department, Julian Assange has undoubtedbly annoyed a lot of people.

"There are the mysterious “insurance files” that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has encouraged supporters to download and store in case something happens to either him or his website.

The first file appeared earlier this summer, four days after the website published its famous Afghan war logs. A link to another file was released earlier this week on Twitter alongside the statement: “Now is a good time to download some ‘history insurance’”.

The contents of these files are currently encrypted. But as Assange remarked earlier this year in a pointed threat against any attempts to stifle his organisation: “All we have to do is release the password to that material and it’s instantly available.”

It’s a shrewd move. Were the US to succeed in permanently taking down the Wikileaks website, they could be faced with a potential Pandora’s Box of previously unpublished information that might make the current leaks look like a picnic.

“It could all be a very elaborate double bluff,” says one cyber-warfare specialist who asked to remain anonymous. “But knowing how deeply anti-American Wikileaks is, my hunch is those files would contain something that could really sting the US if they ever took action against Assange.” (From the so-called Independent)

So, anyone who is a tad irritated by the unwanted publicity and who is also anti-American now has even more motivation to have Mr. Assange whacked.

Good policy?

The Penguin

But, Your Royal Highness...

A Madman And A Hypocrite Shaking Hands

Fucking typical, turns out the Saudis were begging the septics for airstrikes to take out the mad mullahs' nuclear programme.

Then they would in all likelihood have criticised the septics in order to appear to have solidarity with their Arab brethren, even if they are Shiites.

Must have slipped King Abdullah's mind that he has a fucking air force of his own.

The Royal Saudi Air Force is the air force branch of Saudi Arabian armed forces. The RSAF has developed from a largely defensive military force into one with an advanced offensive capability. The RSAF maintains the third largest fleet of F-15s after the JASDF and the USAF.

The backbone of the RSAF is currently the Panavia Tornado, with the Boeing F-15 Eagle also forming a major component. The Tornado and many other aircraft were delivered under the Al Yamamah contracts with British Aerospace (now BAE Systems). The RSAF ordered various weapons in the 1990s, including Sea Eagle anti-ship missiles, laser-guided bombs and gravity bombs. Al-Salam, a successor to the Al Yamamah agreement will see 72 Eurofighter Typhoons delivered by BAE.

Or if he thought that wouldn't work he could have asked some more of his wahhabi lunatics if they would mind flying some airliners into Iran's nuclear reactors. After all, it was good enough for the twin towers?

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Memo To Dave

Dave, this is what an aircraft carrier SHOULD look like.

It has aircraft on it, able to take off and land on the ship. That's what makes it an effective warship and useful in projecting power and protecting a country's interests.

Without the aircraft it's pretty fucking useless.

The Penguin