French politics is agog with speculation and rumour as the search goes on for a senior political figure who has not had a passionate affair with Carla Bruni, currently enjoying yet another freebie in some palace or other in North Africa with the poisonous Hungarian dwarf....
The Penguin (I never did, honest!)
Someone has to do it FFS!
ReplyDeleteFor the greater good and Empire I will volunter to be a Frenchman, and even worse a politician for a few days.
It's a shitty job...........
The words "Tattered Wind-sock" , "Wizard's sleeve" or "Greatcoat pocket" spring to mind .. ;)
ReplyDeleteThey get Carla Bruni we get Sarah Brown. Life can be so unfair.
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