No Wonder They Look A Bit Porky!

"I Can Recommend The Pork Fillet!"

The resemblance between senior officers at the Met and the porkers down on Jimmy's farm - the straining collars trying not to either burst or strangle the Commisars, that well-fed shiny pinkness, the little piggy eyes almost lost in rolls of lard - seems to be explained by all the eating they have to do in the call of duty.

After all, without hoovering up all that News Corp Chateaubriand and washing it down with Lafitte and Latour, how else would they be able to bring such serious miscreants as Clive Goodman and Glen Mulcaire to justice (while heroically ignoring the bigger and smellier fish)?

Nothing to see here, officer, kindly move along and shoot an electrician on the underground, or bash some demonstrator to death. I'm sure it will get reported in the best possible light, know what I mean?

The Penguin

PS - Seems that Inspector Knacker is being forced to take this a bit more seriously now. If only I had a white-wash factory....