Friday, 5 March 2010

The German Solution Wont Work For Britain

"And This Time We Get To Keep Them!"

It's all very well the Germans suggesting they'll only bail the bankrupt Greeks out in return for Corfu and Rhodes, but I doubt if they will make the same offer when Jonah has finished fucking up the British economy.

After all, St Kilda and Rockall don't have quite the same appeal.

The Penguin
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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous5 March 2010 at 09:22

    But the Ilses on White & Man might be attractive enough.

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  2. Joe Public5 March 2010 at 09:23

    That solution also also rids Trevor Philips & Harriet Harman of lack-of-diversity problems

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  3. Ed P5 March 2010 at 09:40

    Surely they would prefer The Channel Islands (back again)?

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  4. Anonymous5 March 2010 at 15:09

    Fuck you Jimmy

    Isle of Wight and Isle of Dogs

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  5. Ed P5 March 2010 at 17:12

    Is that the final solution?

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  6. Leg-iron6 March 2010 at 00:33

    They can't have Islay.

    The malts! The malts!

    We need Rockall too. For the Labour party central orifice.

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  7. nutcracker6 March 2010 at 12:27

    why give 'em Rockall when we've got fuck all?

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