Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Secret Inquests By The Back Door


Jack "The Slippery Weasel" Straw, the most untrustworthy cunt amongst a right shifty bunch of cunts has succeeded in getting his secret inquests throughthe Commons, although hardly any of the so called mainstream media seem to be reporting it.

No, the Prime Mentalist's pathetic hand writing and crass stupidity over sending out a letter full of mistakes is much more newsworthy.

If the Lords don't throw this out, the police will be able to shoot you without even the faint embarrassment of having to explain themselves to a public inquest.

The Penguin

4 comments:

  1. It's not like this proposal has been a secret, what have our spineless so called opposition parties been doing ?
    Oh, I forgot, fiddling their expenses and whingeing.

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  2. Since Straw himself is more likely to be shot by police than I am, well, I'm a little more optimistic about this piece of authoritarian bullshit than previous stuff of a similar kind.

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  3. Well done the Penguin.

    Presumably if this little piece of legislation gets passed then the chap to whom you refer will be able to pull your blogs, like he did with Clarkson's.

    Keep it up!

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  4. My song here has the two words 'Jack Straw' in it.
    This song "Gordon Brown be my Angel" seems to be popular among Gordon Brown haters and Gordon Brown lovers, as well as those who don't give a toss about Jack Straw or Gordon Brown.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCEWhEuhRoo


    Gordon Brown! Gordon Brown!
    Will you be my angel?
    Guardian angel is what I meant
    Will you rescue my soul?

    For you are in charge
    Of these people I wrote to
    Stephen Timms, Jack Straw
    Let me place my trust in you

    Gordon Brown! MP’s!
    Let me sing out loud
    For what you do, for my country
    For my reproductive system

    You right wrongs! My right’s been wronged
    I am desperate for you
    Not just you! There’s Jon Herring
    I’m a violated woman

    Gordon Brown, help me sleep!
    Help me sleep like a baby
    Will my babies ever come out?
    Maternal desires!
    I lost my womanhood
    In a sinister curse
    Gordon Brown! Bring it back!
    You are perfect for that!
    Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
    Chase the devil for me!!


    Edelweiss

    Gordon Brown, Gordon Brown
    We’re all thinking about you
    All the time, day and night
    You are here to help me!

    Uphold justice, apply the law
    Fill the gaps in the system
    There’re loopholes, they ain’t good
    I continue to suffer

    Please act fast cos people forget things
    My whole load of witnesses!
    Go find out from your 8 MP’s
    Human life can be tragic!!

    Gordon Brown, lift my hope
    Bless my country for now please!
    Legal history will be made

    Pseudonym ‘Eva Jo Frogster’

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