Friday, 5 June 2009

Caption Contest

12 comments:

  1. Where's the fucking postal votes, Jimmy?

    I don't know, Muhammad, they were supposed to be here!

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  2. Hey muhammad you just wiped snot in my hair?

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  3. Is it coz i am black ?

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  4. Oh no, I forgot the rellies have gone on holiday for seven weeks.

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  5. Its Gordon on the phone for you.

    Oh God, I'm going to spew.

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  6. "by the smell, i would say gordy has just walked in.."
    "shut the fuck up! timney's sending me some porn"

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  7. Tony"Nick Nick" Blair5 June 2009 at 22:51

    Caller display comes up with

    020 7930 4437

    Seem to recall that number from somewhere!!

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  8. Where the fuck's the third monkey, Wee Krankie?

    Mr See No Evil's reshuffling his cabinet, Mustafa!

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  9. Fourth behind the fucking Monster Raving Looney Party? Are we hated that much?

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  10. "I told you not to vote BNP for a laugh, Rashid".

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  11. Oh fack, thatth my caweer sthkwood. I carnt even get an ethnic elected in some northern backwater..... Mummy, Mummy !!!!

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