A Pig, A Miniature Chipmunk, And A FoxHazel "The Ginger Midget" Blears is at a serious disadvantage in being taken seriously as a politician, despite her blind tribal loyalty and determination to do the right thing for pensioners by persecuting them to death over a mere £3,000 or so of legal costs.
Not only is she a ginger minger, but she is vertically challenged.
Luckily for The Chipmunk, an Australian politician has blazed a trail which Hazel could eaily follow, were she prepared to risk the horrors of the NHS where C Diff and MRSA are doing their best to keep bed blocking at a minimum.
Go for it, short arse!!
The Penguin
Has she killed anyone else this week?
ReplyDeleteAnd just look where that Australian politician went for the treatment.....Russia!!!
ReplyDeleteThere doesn't seem to be a mention of her catching any "nasties" whilst she was there.
Nice to know how much more advanced the West is, compared to former Iron Curtain backwaters, er NOT...
I'm sorry. I have a confession to make.
ReplyDeleteLoved the pic. and caption so much, I stole it. Lock stock. Copied it blatantly.
Sorry.
Seing as we'd be paying for it does a member of the public get to break her legs?
ReplyDeleteFFS!!! She's a frigging dwarf! And ginger. Genetics does have a sense of humour after all!
ReplyDeleteWe could raise a considerable sum for charity by raffling or auctioning the right(s) to break her legs.
ReplyDeleteThanks again Peng. I have an advantage over a lot of you because I got through three ginger mingers in me time! And it is true what they say about the nether regions colour. Mmmm delicious.
ReplyDeleteLike a New Labour version of Charlie's Angels; from right to left:
ReplyDelete# what the MPs get
# what the permanent political class gets
# what the rest of us get.
What a lot of gets...