Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.
Wednesday, 18 March 2009
Swearing Toy Parrot - Fucking Brilliant!
"The Vicar's A Wanker! The Vicar's A Wanker!"
Apparently you can get Swearing Toy Parrots for under a quid!
That parrot should also say "You're a whinger! You're a whinger!" That's a great price for such a cute parrot. That mother just wanted attention - take it back to the shop for a refund you whinging bitch. And sending a nanny bureaucrat around to monitor the shop?! Apparently, the label was clear and that's pretty mild stuff for a baby who probably has no significant vocabulary at this point. The parents can also remove the voice box if it's offensive and it's harmless.
"The Vicar's A Wanker! The Vicar's A Wanker!"
Brilliant, great one for the kiddies.
ReplyDeleteIt was his dad that was the vicar, he's just the .............
ReplyDeleteThat parrot should also say "You're a whinger! You're a whinger!"
ReplyDeleteThat's a great price for such a cute parrot. That mother just wanted attention - take it back to the shop for a refund you whinging bitch. And sending a nanny bureaucrat around to monitor the shop?! Apparently, the label was clear and that's pretty mild stuff for a baby who probably has no significant vocabulary at this point. The parents can also remove the voice box if it's offensive and it's harmless.
Nice Cat, by the way.
ReplyDeleteDo you get any choice in what it says? How about "Gordon Brown's a Cunt"
ReplyDeleteI'm off to that shop to get one for me, I can use it as a burglar repellant ( do they do gollywogs too ? ).
ReplyDeleteMost surveys prove that a majority of clergymen are regular wankers while priests are shirtlifters. The parrot needs extra words added.
ReplyDeleteNone in the 99p shop, they've been cleared out.
ReplyDeleteFuckit.