Sunday, 29 March 2009

Christ On A Bike! We're Paying Them To Wank!!


Desperate Housewife

Mr. Jacqui Smith, house husband and letter writer paid £40,000 a year of taxpayers' money has been caught claiming adult channel subscription as part of the expenses of running the Home Economics Secretary's second home.

No wonder the trough-pigs didn't want receipts published!

I wonder if this will lead to The Fat Lodger spending more time at her main residence, otherwise known as her sister's spare bedroom?

The Penguin

P S - The amount of shameless troughing really is staggering.
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14 comments:

  1. Fidothedog29 March 2009 at 07:46

    Wankgate as a working title for this one?

    I am so going to have fun with this.

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  2. Jon29 March 2009 at 08:50

    The man's a tosser.

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  3. Anonymous29 March 2009 at 09:02

    Fiddler on the Hoof

    ...

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  4. Hacked Off29 March 2009 at 09:03

    Mind you, when you look closely at Jacqui, you can see why a blue movie and a hand shandy may have more appeal.

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  5. IanPJ29 March 2009 at 10:16

    I wonder if these films included any S&M or forced violence that this bunch of tossers have said we cannot watch, lest we end up on the sex offenders register.

    We should be told WHICH films were watched.

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  6. Anonymous29 March 2009 at 10:35

    next, labour MPs will be forcing individual taxpayers chosen at random to wank them off and those selected will have to pay £5 for the privilege.

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  7. Oldrightie29 March 2009 at 10:45

    Metaphorically they do and it costs a few trillion more than a fiver!

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  8. manwiddicombe29 March 2009 at 11:42

    According to the BBC Jackboots gave her husband a "real ear bashing". So that's on top of the bishop bashing one assumes occurred at the time?

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  9. Anonymous29 March 2009 at 12:03

    Can you imangine the Profumo affair happening now? Keeler and Rice Davies would have their tiys oot for t'lads in Halo or whatever and the Right Hon Profumo would brazen it out till the next scandal came along a bit like busses, wait ages the 2 come along together.

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  10. slippery weasel29 March 2009 at 13:55

    He was watching the 'Miranda gobbles the Bogeyman and Mandy' films.

    wv sessi(on)

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  11. geoff hoon29 March 2009 at 14:03

    I've just been watching Redtube.

    I had a lovely Timney!

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  12. lizzie 229 March 2009 at 14:27

    Pengy, one can now look forward to a 'Timney Of The Day'.

    One wees oneself!

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  13. The Refuser29 March 2009 at 22:57

    Where's that other wanker Cuse to justify taxpayer subsidised wanking?

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  14. Anonymous30 March 2009 at 14:08

    http://www.heady.co.uk/b3ta/jacqui_smith_husband_porn.jpg

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