Saturday, 24 January 2009

Caption Competition


"Good Morning! We're hoping we can rely on your vote?"

No, now fuck right off before I set my dogs on you, you cunts!"

12 comments:

  1. Mrs Millipede, can David come out to play?

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  2. Bob, I told you to stop buying artificial cunts on Ebay!

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  3. Oh please just one cup of sugar?

    Look you have already taken all my cash , my childrens cash , my childrens childrens cash, my freedoms , my dignity , the life of my grandparents , and there grandparents, every fucking pleasure that i once enjoyed , and the ability to walk to the shops without being ... mugged , stabbed raped , buggered, molested, murdered or monitored by you bunch of paranoid cunts. so whilst in the scheme of things ' just a cup of sugar' may not seem too much to ask? its all i have fucking left..

    So don't come knocking on my fucking door with a Retarded Scot in tow thinking you will get any sympathy ... NOW FUCK OFF

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  4. "Hello, I'm the Virgin Mary and I've brought God to see you!"

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  5. Is this the hostel for crooks and perverts?

    wv grans

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  6. Hello Mrs Manse, i have bought 'son of ' back home to you,

    It didn't quite work out?

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  7. "We're collecting on behalf of the banks .. .. .. .. "

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  8. Police issued a warning about confidence tricksters and thieves preying on the vulnerable. "They knock on doors and trick their way inside, bu asking to use a toilet or for a glass of water, and then they steal whatever they can get their hands on," said Inspector Knacker. "Our advice is not to let them into your homes."

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  9. Can we ask you to house an illegal migrant?....

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  10. You buy some pegs, Dave? Lucky heather?

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  11. Is this the right house for the party? Gordon's got a carrier bag with some tins in it!

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  12. "Just calling to let you know that it is a complete Tory lie that next door has been turned into a bail hostel for crackheads, paedos, muggers and rapists. You and your children can feel totally safe."

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