Letting off steam. You don't have to like it or agree with it, it is written for my benefit and no one else's. Feel free to add comments if you choose. There will be no moderation. If you choose to post personal attacks, I may well leave them there, so that the bile can fester in the sunshine of my approval, as I regard it from the vantage point of the moral highground.
Saturday, 24 January 2009
Caption Competition
"Good Morning! We're hoping we can rely on your vote?"
No, now fuck right off before I set my dogs on you, you cunts!"
Look you have already taken all my cash , my childrens cash , my childrens childrens cash, my freedoms , my dignity , the life of my grandparents , and there grandparents, every fucking pleasure that i once enjoyed , and the ability to walk to the shops without being ... mugged , stabbed raped , buggered, molested, murdered or monitored by you bunch of paranoid cunts. so whilst in the scheme of things ' just a cup of sugar' may not seem too much to ask? its all i have fucking left..
So don't come knocking on my fucking door with a Retarded Scot in tow thinking you will get any sympathy ... NOW FUCK OFF
Police issued a warning about confidence tricksters and thieves preying on the vulnerable. "They knock on doors and trick their way inside, bu asking to use a toilet or for a glass of water, and then they steal whatever they can get their hands on," said Inspector Knacker. "Our advice is not to let them into your homes."
"Just calling to let you know that it is a complete Tory lie that next door has been turned into a bail hostel for crackheads, paedos, muggers and rapists. You and your children can feel totally safe."
Mrs Millipede, can David come out to play?
ReplyDeleteBob, I told you to stop buying artificial cunts on Ebay!
ReplyDeleteOh please just one cup of sugar?
ReplyDeleteLook you have already taken all my cash , my childrens cash , my childrens childrens cash, my freedoms , my dignity , the life of my grandparents , and there grandparents, every fucking pleasure that i once enjoyed , and the ability to walk to the shops without being ... mugged , stabbed raped , buggered, molested, murdered or monitored by you bunch of paranoid cunts. so whilst in the scheme of things ' just a cup of sugar' may not seem too much to ask? its all i have fucking left..
So don't come knocking on my fucking door with a Retarded Scot in tow thinking you will get any sympathy ... NOW FUCK OFF
"Hello, I'm the Virgin Mary and I've brought God to see you!"
ReplyDeleteIs this the hostel for crooks and perverts?
ReplyDeletewv grans
Hello Mrs Manse, i have bought 'son of ' back home to you,
ReplyDeleteIt didn't quite work out?
"We're collecting on behalf of the banks .. .. .. .. "
ReplyDeletePolice issued a warning about confidence tricksters and thieves preying on the vulnerable. "They knock on doors and trick their way inside, bu asking to use a toilet or for a glass of water, and then they steal whatever they can get their hands on," said Inspector Knacker. "Our advice is not to let them into your homes."
ReplyDeleteCan we ask you to house an illegal migrant?....
ReplyDeleteYou buy some pegs, Dave? Lucky heather?
ReplyDeleteIs this the right house for the party? Gordon's got a carrier bag with some tins in it!
ReplyDelete"Just calling to let you know that it is a complete Tory lie that next door has been turned into a bail hostel for crackheads, paedos, muggers and rapists. You and your children can feel totally safe."
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