Hmmmmmm, since I have some spare space on my (American ) web hosting service, I am tinkering with the idea of acquiring (when funds permit) a domain name along the lines of Jackboot-Jacquis-Bunny-Ranch.com or similar, and then spending some time (sick bucket close to hand) Photoshopping ZNL wimmen's heads onto revolting photographic images of fat ugly old women ( you know the sort I mean!!) and setting up a virtual bordello.
Of course, to be fair to the fair sex, I would have to offer some hot gigolo action as well.
Naturally, I feel that local government are equally part of the problem and should therefore be treated in the same manner.
The Penguin
Sweet Jesus. That is horrible.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you need to bother with the photoshop. They are all repulsive anyway. With the exception of Caroline Flint, obviously.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is that they all wear such horrible clothes, I have to resort to Photoshop to have any chance of making them at all appealing to my clientele.
ReplyDeleteOf course, the improvement that this creates may well mean a highlevelof refunds is necessary.
I've just realised you've got her head on backwards!
ReplyDeleteSo, you want a refund?
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